Don't be THAT guy...

[PeppyGPhiB]

- Is average looking with an average body, but is only interested in beautiful, really skinny women.
- Who, when asked where he'd like to have dinner, replies, "I don't know...wherever you want to go."
- Who complains all the time about the problem but never has a different solution.
- Who says all of his exes are "psycho," or "a bitch from hell" or "bi-polar."

[AlwaysSAI]

Originally Posted by PeppyGPhiB

- Who says all of his exes are "psycho," or "a bitch from hell" or "bi-polar."

Big red flag to me. I always want to say--"And, what did you do to perpetuate the problem?"

[Dionysus]

Originally Posted by PeppyGPhiB

- Who says all of his exes are "psycho," or "a bitch from hell" or "bi-polar."

Well, a lot of us are!

[CutiePie2000]

- the married guy at work who calls his also-married girlfriend up to 3x a day (yup, it's a b!tch when your assistant can see on her phone all of the outgoing and incoming calls)

- the guy who wears shorts to the golf tournament and has the scrawniest, ashiest, chicken-leggiest calves that you ever did see

- the guy who laughs like freaking Woody Woodpecker

- the guy with nasty halitosis, that when he exhales, flowers wilt

[PeppyGPhiB]

Originally Posted by CutiePie2000

- the guy who laughs like freaking Woody Woodpecker

Aw, a guy (or gal) can't help they way he laughs. And if he feels he has to, it takes all the joy out of laughing!

(...speaking as someone voted "Best Laugh" in her h.s. class)

[CutiePie2000]

Originally Posted by PeppyGPhiB

Aw, a guy (or gal) can't help they way he laughs. And if he feels he has to, it takes all the joy out of laughing!

(...speaking as someone voted "Best Laugh" in her h.s. class)

Mr. Woody Woodpecker guy has more than one laugh though, so I know that he is a big fat faker.