Don't be THAT guy...
 

- the guys that get drunk from lite beer

- the guy that goes overboard with the 'bro hug"

- the guy that insists that the stripper was into him

- the guy that talks to other guys at the urinal

- the guy that bitches and complains on Twitter

- the guy that has 50 apps on his facebook page and constantly invites others

- the guy that emails everybody really bad and corny porn

- the racist ranting guy on Xbox Live




.....carry on

...and all of this in the last week or 2 I take it?

damn...what kind of lame ass guys hang in your area??????

-The "aloof" Ivory Tower white knight judging from up close
-The judgmental person who rants against relatively innocuous behavior
-The over-the-top "I'm better because I'm different" whiner
-The dunce who puts their private information into a public forum or social networking site
-The person with cheesy sitcom or SATC lines as a deep or humorous IMer/profile quotation
-"Go home at 11" girl

.....wifes up the campus bike.

- don't be the guy that doses off on a conference call and starts snoring (happening right now)

This one's my favorite. I know someone who dated the 'campus bike' for 2 years haha.

-The idiot Domino's Pizza guy (and camera-girl too, for that matter) who got arrested for capturing their nasty prank on video and putting it up on YouTube for the world to see. Seriously. Don't be him. Ever.

did he know?

jesus, that's why people do background checks.

EVERYONE knew. She slept with several of his close friends in his fraternity.

-getting caught playing Sorority Life

How about...Don't be that GIRL...

1.) Who considers her HUSBAND's military service or her HUSBAND's education as HER accomplishment....or a woman who has no real accomplishments of her own that she needs to cite the accomplishments of her husband, parents, brother/ sister or children....

2.) Who assumes that the whole world can't get ENOUGH of her pictures that she feels the need to take 1,000 of them in the SAME outfit, with the same background but, a different pose...it's lame

3.) Who is too lazy or cheap to get a babysitter that she feels the need to bring her screaming infant to a RATED-R movie on her date so, the rest of us who paid money to see the movie have to sit there the whole time contemplating walking out and asking for our money back (YES-this DID happen)

4.) Who has the audacity to inform people that they don't have important or prestigious enough careers when she is unemployed....


Wow...I like this thread...Thank you for the chance to say all that...

How about Don't be that guy who:

-Starts every story of his 5 million scares with, "Well, we were drinkin' this one time..."
-Says I'm ignorant because I have a 3.3 GPA and you were stuck at 2.3 (you have to work at that one buddy)
-When we're on our first date and my phone rings--if it's a guy, don't say, "Is that your boyfriend?" (insecurity is not cute)
-Asks if my twin and I are into threesomes (the answer is always NO!)
-Invades my personal space without having been invited (gentlemen ALWAYS ask)
-spends the date talking about how bad your life was because you got picked on in middle school (WHO DIDN'T GET PICKED ON IN MIDDLE SCHOOL?!)
-and, don't send me a text the next day asking for sexual favors (WTH--don't call me, I'll call you, loser)

Who thinks a goatee will hide his 7 chins.

- Is average looking with an average body, but is only interested in beautiful, really skinny women.
- Who, when asked where he'd like to have dinner, replies, "I don't know...wherever you want to go."
- Who complains all the time about the problem but never has a different solution.
- Who says all of his exes are "psycho," or "a bitch from hell" or "bi-polar."

Big red flag to me. I always want to say--"And, what did you do to perpetuate the problem?"