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[Zephyrus]

Originally Posted by RU OX Alum

^^ yeah, I've done that

Dude, this happened to me on a date. I excused myself so I could go to the bathroom to throw my underwear away. I finished the date wearing my jeans without wearing underwear. Great date, uncomfortable feeling.

Originally Posted by SexySockPuppet

Too much alcohol + inability to perform sexually = whiskey dick

BUT -

Also - urban dictionary -

whiskey-dick 7 up, 4 downOccurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.
I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.

I've never heard of this. I can get wasted and still bang all night, with a rock hard dick. There was one chick I was with before I met my ex wife. I banged her so long and hard that she wanted to stop. I guess the lubrication let up.