I Know Who I Am Voting For

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by moe.ron

http://www.zod2008.com/

thumbs up....loved it....!!!!!!


Who would his running mate be? Ursa?

Do you think the world is ready for 2 Kryptonians to be in office?

They have no experience here with our planet.

[LightBulb]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Who would his running mate be? Ursa?

Q. Dear Zod I was wondering If elected, who would you have as your vice President?
-- Brad W.
A. That shall be Ursa. All swear allegiance to her! Certainly how contemptible that your government has seen fit to keep females out of office. Surely now you see the munificence my rule brings to your planet.

[moe.ron]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

They have no experience here with our planet.

Q. Hey, Zod, dude - Last time I checked, the Constitution of the United States said you have to be a natural-born American citizen before you can be president. Your bio says you were born some place called Krypton. Well, I can't find it on any U.S. map. I bet there ain't no such place. Not in the U.S., anyway. Looks like you're screwed, man. Too bad. P.S.: Lose the beard. Makes you look like Lenin. Us Americans don't much like commies. - Bernie G.

A. Do you propose proof that I was born on Krypton? I don't think you can. My birth certificate comes from, well, shall we say, Laredo? I have friends there. The same ones who assist with new workers from Mexico. With that said, I challenge you to undo my citizenship. Yes, I, General Zod, was born in Laredo, Texas. Make no mistake about that! Swear allegience to me and surrender your vote!

Case Closed

[DeltAlum]

I think Chuck Norris is a US Citizen.

[dekeguy]

DeltAlum,

I concur, President Norris is a native born US citizen. Starting next year the roundhouse kick will replace the salute as the preferred military greeting. Non-connecting for friends, connecting for Bin Liner's gang.