You Know You're A Kappa When...

[LucyKKG]

(adding on to that one)
You buy things just because they have a key/owl on them, even if you weren't looking for the item

You have dreams about running into old ladies wearing keys (that was me last night)

You change the words to songs so they fit with Kappa themes

You get excited about your dad's iris garden, because they're fleur de lis!

[EEKappa]

You get really annoyed when the neighbor's irises have more flowers on the plants than yours.

You feel you are destined to buy a house because its blue bathroom has an owl hook on the back of the door.

You teach your two year old to say "fleur de lis," then realize how many of them you have around the house when he starts pointing them out.