Bad Baby Names

Lil' Hannah · #1 03-06-2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

My aunt works as an RN, and she met a woman who had orange jello after her first baby was born, so she named him Orangejello (pron. OrAN-gello) and then lemon jello when she had her second baby - so, you guessed it - Lemonjello (pron. LeMON-gello).

I was wondering how long it would take for these two to come up. Let me guess - there was a third kid, name pronounced Sha-theed, spelled Shithead?

DSTCHAOS · #2 03-06-2008, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Lil' Hannah

I was wondering how long it would take for these two to come up.

Hence why people think it's an urban legend. It comes up with every baby name discussion and it's always "I know someone who knows someone."

SWTXBelle · #3 03-06-2008, 09:36 AM

My friend had a student named Margarita. I guess she was named after the drink that lead to her conception . . .

"Here's little Margarita, and Pina Colada, and Captain Morgan!"

Scully · #4 03-06-2008, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

My friend had a student named Margarita. I guess she was named after the drink that lead to her conception . . .

"Here's little Margarita, and Pina Colada, and Captain Morgan!"

Which also reminds me of my sister's friends. Three brothers who were named after the places of their conception: Surf, Rocky and Cliff.

SWTXBelle · #5 03-06-2008, 12:32 PM

So, they started in the beach, all"From Here to Eternity", and then worked their way up the cliffs???

Scully · #6 03-06-2008, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

So, they started in the beach, all"From Here to Eternity", and then worked their way up the cliffs???

I believe one was conceived on the beach and the other two while hiking or camping

LaneSig · #7 03-06-2008, 04:47 PM

One of my older cousins is named Honda. But, she was born in the early '50s, before the cars ever got here. Her mother had a cousin named 'Vonda', and she just changed the first letter in the name.

I had a friend in hs named Candy Coffee.

LucyKKG · #8 03-07-2008, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

My friend had a student named Margarita. I guess she was named after the drink that lead to her conception . . .

"Here's little Margarita, and Pina Colada, and Captain Morgan!"

Actually, Margarita means "daisy" in Spanish. I think it's a pretty name.

BabyPiNK_FL · #9 03-07-2008, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by LucyKKG

Actually, Margarita means "daisy" in Spanish. I think it's a pretty name.

I have a sister named Margarita as well. It's a popular hispanic name. However, I don't understand why I've met little girls named Alize. Or why anyone would call their baby Hennessey. Come on people. And another thing-please stop naming your children names that end in "anda" as in Shaquanda, or "iesha" as in Bonquiesha (with the exceptions of Wanda and Kiesha). There are even worse names out there. Once I overheard someone call into WEDR 99 Jamz and they told the DJ the name of her cousin's kids, they were so horribly "ghetto" . I do not remember the exact names, but they were twins and they was something along the lines of Shaboinquay or something. The DJ asked if the cousin was on crack...she said as a matter of fact she was!

Also, while your little girl may be a star in your eyes, do not name her Beyonce...

DoctorD · #10 03-07-2008, 12:47 AM

I remember looking at the composites hanging in the sorority house and finding both Twinkle Starr and Dusty Fields.

Lil' Hannah · #11 03-06-2008, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

Hence why people think it's an urban legend. It comes up with every baby name discussion and it's always "I know someone who knows someone."

Yeah, I had heard about these two long before the Internet. I wonder if they know they're so famous!?

Zabasearch, which searches most public records, found 0 Oranjello matches and some matches for people with the last name Lemonjello, but no first names. Hmm...

FSUZeta · #12 03-06-2008, 10:57 AM

how could i forget:

the owner of a small town newspaper(town located about 30 miles from my hometown) had the last name of green. the greens had 4 children named forrest, hunter, kelly and emerald.

one of my high school teachers was married to a woman named precious memory-she was called memory.

honeychile · #13 03-06-2008, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by FSUZeta

how could i forget:

the owner of a small town newspaper(town located about 30 miles from my hometown) had the last name of green. the greens had 4 children named forrest, hunter, kelly and emerald.

I don't see this as completely devastating as a lot that I've heard!

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one of my high school teachers was married to a woman named precious memory-she was called memory.

Friends of my brother named their daughter Memory. Which was fine until she developed and was absolutely HUGE on top! You can probably figure out her nickname.

I must have blanked out the name of my divorce attorney's parter: Candace Cain.