"Why is it?" AKA style: ONLY!

[1908Revelations]

Why is it that I am soooo pumped?
Why is it that I am soooo excited?
Why is it that I am soooo happy?
Why is it that I am using synonyms?

Why is it that I can not wait until tomorrow for 1.9.08?
Why is it that I can not wait until January 15, 2008?
Why is it that the Service does not stop?
Why is it that we really cleaned up at Pathways Shelter tonight?

Why is it SKEEEEEEE-WEEEEEEE!!!!!

[pinkies up]

Why is it that on 1.9.08 all notes will be written in a pink or green expo marker?
Why is it I already have my Boule savings account where I need it to be?
Why is it I smile everytime I think about our Pearls?