Favorite SNL Quotes

[AlphaFrog]

This one is just for my GC Big Brother.

[NutBrnHair]

"Who's that Spartan in my tee-pee?" "It's me, it's me!"

[AlethiaSi]

"LAY OFF I'M STARVING!!!!! "
I'll just eat a sugar packet or two
That skit at the mall where they work at the gap with Chris Farley, David Spade and Adam Sandler is one of my absolute faves!

Nutbrnhair- DEF the one with Matt Foley

The Santa Claus one where the parents don't understand why santa didn't bring the presents

All of the Jeopardy skits

Another fave is 2 aholes and a travel agent with Matt Dillon "I wanna go to Europe, I wanna drive there" Ma'am, its on another continent, you cannot drive there. "you can if you drive a BOAT"

I have a ton of faves, I"m an snl freak so i'll post more later

[honeychile]

The Jeopardy! skits are the best!

Emily Litella: "Never mind." ("What is all this fuss I hear about the Supreme Court decision on a "deaf" penalty? It's terrible! Deaf people have enough problems as it is!")

The Dan Ackroyd as Julia Child skit, when she ends up bleeding all over everything.

The Olympia Cafe (alledgedly Chicago's Billy Goat Tavern): "Cheezborger, Cheezborger, Cheep, Cheep, Pepsi, Pepsi"

[LeslieAGD]

I thought of another sketch I really love. Darrell Hammond as President Clinton:
"I can do this (bites lip). I can do this (gives thumbs up). I can do this while I do this (bites lip and gives thumbs up at the same time)."