First of all, my friend
TSteven plagiarized a website without quoting the source. Something that I guess they don't teach in southern schools. Here are some corrections to the site, the article, and to Mr. Steven.
STADIUM SIZE
What rock have you been hiding under? The 5 largest stadiums in the country:
Michigan (Big 10)
Michigan 107,501
Penn State (Big 10)
Beaver 107,282
Tennessee (SEC)
Neyland 102,038
Ohio State (Big 10)
Ohio 101,568 (102,329)
UCLA (Pac 10) Rose Bowl 95,000
North: Statues of founding fathers.
South: Statues of Heisman Trophy winners.
Do you really want to make this statement? The last 10 Heisman winners...
2006 Troy Smith (Big 10)
2005 Reggie Bush (Pac 10)
2004 Matt Leinart (Pac 10)
2003 Jason White (Big 12)
2002 Carson Palmer (Pac 10)
2001 Eric Crouch (Big 12)
2000 Chris Weinke (SEC)
1999 Ron Dayne (Big 10)
1998 Ricky Williams (Big 12)
1997 Charles Woodson (Big 10)
Getting to the Stadium
North: You worship it's entrance. If you want to hear the skull session (band pre-game) you must be there 2 hours in advance to get a seat. TBDBITL undeniably!
Game Attire
A Northern Woman wouldn't be caught dead wearing Lilly Pulitzer to a game. It clashes with team colors
A Northern Man simply wears a jersey bearing the number of his favorite Heisman winner:
ACC 5 Winners
Big 10 14 Winners
Big 12 11 Winners
Pac 10 10 Winners
SEC 7 Winners
Notre Dame 7 Winners (same as SEC combined. Ain't that special?)
After the Game
Northerners and their teams can't leave the field until they have sung their Alma Matter
Southern teams just repeat Cliches through the entire game, "Go Gators", "Hotty Toddy gawdy gawdy", "Roll Tide Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, Get those doggies rollin". By the time the game ends, they are so confused they can't find their way out of the stadium.
I could go on and on of your inaccuracies, but you are just not worth it.
ETA: And if my homecoming queen was a Physics Major, instead of a ditzy Miss USA, the north would have bragging rights hands down. (Internal Beauty, Scholarship and accomplishments vs. external beauty)
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