Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[whiteandblack]

Originally Posted by 1908Revelations

Dad,
I need to move the eff out!! Give me a couple of months and I will gone!!


Granny and/or cousin,
You need to learn to listen!! If I said I have a two-door car, that does not equal to me saying anything else! DO not run around saying I said anything different! THat is why I barely talk to you as it is. You wonder why people (in addition to myself) never want to come over to your house. Because you turn things around as to say someone said something different. I was trying to come around more, but why! Lying asses!!

I.FEEL.YOU.

[whiteandblack]

you were feeling me. I was sorta feeling you. you were sweating me for my phone number. now you don't call?

[1908Revelations]

Originally Posted by OOhsoflyDELTA#9

(((((((((((HUGS Cyber Friend))))))))))))))))))))))

Don't let em get to you....

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

Wow

Originally Posted by whiteandblack

I.FEEL.YOU.

Thanks you guys. I was soooo ticked!! I don't know if my cousin was needing some attention or what because he knew what he said was a lie. My granddaddy even vouched for me and asked him why did he make up that story. Oh well.......folx make you wanna holla!!

[lil_sunshine]

Dear Jr:

Christmas Day was fine while our nephews and mother were opening their gifts and stuff. Once that was all over and the excitement died down, you decide to do something that only you would do: YOU TAKE A BOX OF CEREAL THAT YOU KNOW HAD ROACHES IN IT, STAND OVER ME AND SHAKE THE ROACHES ONTO ME!!!!! I knew to expect something like that from you b/c you're just like your no good daddy; TRIFLIN' to the nth degree!!! Then you proceed to laugh like the $h!t's hilarious!!!! Now I dunno WTH you were thinking when you did that, but the next time you decide to try to disrespect me in front of family like that and think you won't get cursed out, I'll be sure to drop kick you where you stand and drag your tall lanky azz down to the garbage cans so you can be properly disposed of.

*Quick footnote: We were at our sister's house when this act of stupidity occurred.

[GodsGift]

[quote=lil_sunshine;1577278]Dear Jr:

I knew to expect something like that from you b/c you're just like your no good daddy;

I'll be sure to drop kick you where you stand and drag your tall lanky azz down to the garbage cans so you can be properly disposed of.
quote]

lmao! i just choked!

I'm sorry that happene to you, does he always like that?

[lil_sunshine]

Unfortunately, he is ALWAYS like that. And I have to live with this foolishness while our father says not a dayum thing!!!!!! He's one of the main reasons why I don't wanna have kids!!!!!!

[GodsGift]

woww....dont worry one day he"ll have kids and they will do him ten times worst. Karma is a.....you know!

[lil_sunshine]

I do, and that's why I wanna make sure I continue to work to save money to get my own apartment. That way, I don't have to deal with that nonsense, especially if it's condoned and not disciplined.

[lil_sunshine]

Dear co-worker R:

I pity you. You seem like a great person, yet you remind me of Dory from "Finding Nemo"- you seem to have a hard time remembering anything after awhile. But one thing you should know is that you should've NEVER EVER EVER told me that you were bulimic. I already knew that when as I was exiting the bathroom, I heard you hurl chunks into the toilet. This being AFTER you told me that you felt like you had eaten too much for lunch. I take eating disorders VERY seriously. But just know this: the next time you come up to me and ask me if I think you're chubby, I'm gonna JIGGLE YOUR DAYUM BONES!!!!!

[NappyBison]

To the lunch lady: Why can't you wear a sweatband or something when you come into work? It's bad enough that I have to eat these 3 month old chicken strips, but you perspiring onto them has got to STOP!!!



(Although I wouldn't get into any serious legal trouble by saying this, it's the only thing I can equate to losing a job, getting prosecuted, etc. lol)

[nikki1920]

Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Dear Jr:

Christmas Day was fine while our nephews and mother were opening their gifts and stuff. Once that was all over and the excitement died down, you decide to do something that only you would do: YOU TAKE A BOX OF CEREAL THAT YOU KNOW HAD ROACHES IN IT, STAND OVER ME AND SHAKE THE ROACHES ONTO ME!!!!! I knew to expect something like that from you b/c you're just like your no good daddy; TRIFLIN' to the nth degree!!! Then you proceed to laugh like the $h!t's hilarious!!!! Now I dunno WTH you were thinking when you did that, but the next time you decide to try to disrespect me in front of family like that and think you won't get cursed out, I'll be sure to drop kick you where you stand and drag your tall lanky azz down to the garbage cans so you can be properly disposed of.

*Quick footnote: We were at our sister's house when this act of stupidity occurred.

And you didnt turn around and hit him?! Because there would have been some skin to skin contact at that point, for REAL.

[lil_sunshine]

Originally Posted by nikki1920

And you didnt turn around and hit him?! Because there would have been some skin to skin contact at that point, for REAL.

I would've hit him, but he's not worth going to jail for. B/c I would've SERIOUSLY hurt that fool. Not to say that my mother or brother (the ones who cursed him out once they witnessed this foolishness) would've called the police, but I know either my brother, sister (the one who's apartment we were in) or my father would've blabbed all and I would've knocked all three of them the hayle out in front of the police and dared the cops to arrest me on the spot. And THAT would've made for a merry Christmas for me.

*Sidebar* I don't condone violence against family members, but if you feel the need to pimp slap someone to knock some sense into them, I surely won't judge you. I'm sure there are a few people who have judged me, but at this point, it's whatever and I don't feel like trying to find the extra energy to care.