...cause Nana ain't havin' it this year

[StarFish106]

"9. Last but not least! One plate per person! This is not a soup
kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family! You will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropriate amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash register at the door. Thanks to Cousin Alfred and his greedy azz family, we now have a credit card machine! So VISA and MASTERCARD are now being accepted."


If you don't celebrate Thanksgiving or Christmas then why are you expecting a plate to be sent to you? Why are we sending food home to your azz when you claim not to believe in these holidays and don't come? What are you claming to be thankful for the fact that we cooked that day so you don't have to? I will send you can of spaghetti-o's and some fish sticks since for you it should be an ordinary thursday and you won't miss a thing.

[Jill1228]

Originally Posted by StarFish106

If you don't celebrate Thanksgiving or Christmas then why are you expecting a plate to be sent to you? Why are we sending food home to your azz when you claim not to believe in these holidays and don't come? What are you claming to be thankful for the fact that we cooked that day so you don't have to? I will send you can of spaghetti-o's and some fish sticks since for you it should be an ordinary thursday and you won't miss a thing.

You got one of those JW relatives that don't celebrate but will come over to eat your food too?

I will never forget my mom brought my aunt a turkey for Christmas. Since she didn't celebrate Christmas, she threw the turkey away! My mom wanted to break her size 10 foot off in her behind

[sageofages]

Originally Posted by Jill1228

You got one of those JW relatives that don't celebrate but will come over to eat your food too?

I will never forget my mom brought my aunt a turkey for Christmas. Since she didn't celebrate Christmas, she threw the turkey away! My mom wanted to break her size 10 foot off in her behind

Oh My gosh!!!!!!! This one just floors me!

Just cause you don't celebrate Christmas, then celebrate DINNER for goodness sake!

I always make a big ol' turkey dinner in July to break up the monotony of "cook outs" ....turkey it is not just for the end of the calendar year!

[Still BLUTANG]

Originally Posted by sageofages

Just cause you don't celebrate Christmas, then celebrate DINNER for goodness sake!

church!

[StarFish106]

Originally Posted by Jill1228

You got one of those JW relatives that don't celebrate but will come over to eat your food too?

I will never forget my mom brought my aunt a turkey for Christmas. Since she didn't celebrate Christmas, she threw the turkey away! My mom wanted to break her size 10 foot off in her behind

Jill1228 You hit the nail on the head! At least yours will actually come to eat, mine don't even come but get their oldest 2 kids to take the other 2 back food. It is my in-laws side of the family but I just sit with my mouth open. I am like just come over for the fellowship to be with your family then, you don't even necessarily have to eat! Come for dessert if you want to miss all the other stuff. Or have the fam over your house on the 3rd sat of September just because. But nope they do neither and one year my then bf (now hubby) had to take the leftover turkey to them. Mind you they live a block apart so it's not like someone couldn't have walked down the street to get it. I promise not to tell anyone at the Hall y'all were here!

Thanks for my a.m. laugh..