"Wheel of Time" author, Robert Jordan, dead at 58

[Drolefille]

Book-A-Minute

The Eye of the World
By Robert Jordan
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard
Rand al'Thor
Tam is my father.
(Nothing happens. Then, nothing happens. Then, unexpectedly, nothing happens. Everything is FRAUGHT with PORTENT.)
Moiraine
Everybody come with me.
Everybody
No. Well, ok.
(They travel a LOT. Something happens that isn't explained. Something happens that doesn't make sense. Something happens.)
Rand al'Thor
Tam is my father.


THE (predictable, cliched, dumb) END


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Book 2




Rand al'Thor
I want to do something. But doing this something is probably what the Aes Sedai want me to do, so I will do something else. But doing that something else may be what they want me to do, because they think I think they want me to do the first thing, so I'll decide to do this other thing instead. So I'll just do the first thing, since I want to do it anyway. Screw them.
(Repeat seven hundred times.)




THE END

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[Drolefille]

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