Corrupt-A-Wish

[RU OX Alum]

Granted, but you'll only have the position for three weeks before they "reassign to you Phil's team" because they will tell you, "they need a young mover and shaker to revive an underperforming work group" but what they won't tell you is that they are underperforming because everyone hates phil and quit when he got promoted.

I wish there were 48 hours in a day.

[skylark]

Granted but then your employer makes you work an extra 20.

I wish I had a maid named Fifi who cleaned the house and made fresh croissants every morning.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by skylark

Granted but then your employer makes you work an extra 20.

I wish I had a maid named Fifi who cleaned the house and made fresh croissants every morning.

granted but secretly your maid is a transsexual male.

I wish I could get the new ipod

[RU OX Alum]

granted but then they make another new two weeks from now


i wish i could go take a nap

[skylark]

Originally Posted by RU OX Alum

granted but then they make another new two weeks from now


i wish i could go take a nap

granted, but you drank so much coffee this morning that you can't actually fall asleep

i wish i had packed a lunch today for work

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by skylark

granted, but you drank so much coffee this morning that you can't actually fall asleep

i wish i had packed a lunch today for work

granted but you leave it out by accident and one of your co workers eats it and wont fess up

I wsh that the next wish will come true

[TrojanWoman]

granted but then a mod closed the thread

I wish LSU would lose their next football game