Ewwww, are you kidding me? (TMI for the sensitive)

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by porkfriedrice

One better-a bottle of colace. I was on narcotic pain meds for quite some time and you wind up needing it but jesus it's embarrassing to buy.

I didn't care about buying colace. The packaging doesn't scream "I CAN'T POO". Besides, better that than something for explosive diarrhea.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

I didn't care about buying colace. The packaging doesn't scream "I CAN'T POO". Besides, better that than something for explosive diarrhea.

alli and some pasta should do the trick

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

alli and some pasta should do the trick

I'd rather buy colace than Alli any day. Buying colace means admitting you're "stopped up", buying Alli means admitting you're fat.

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

I'd rather buy colace than Alli any day. Buying colace means admitting you're "stopped up", buying Alli means admitting you're fat.

I told my mother about the Alli warning label and she thought I was kidding. When I told her I was, in fact, serious her face went bright red and she doubled over from laughing. Watching her laugh like that is even funnier than the FDA recommending you take a spare pair of pants with you when you first start the drug.