Corrupt-A-Wish

tld221 · #1 07-23-2007, 03:45 PM

Wish granted, but then I win the lottery and decide to share nada with you!

I wish I didnt have to pack my own ish to move.

RU OX Alum · #2 07-23-2007, 03:53 PM

WISH GRANTED BUT THEN EVERYTHING IS BROKEN

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO USE CAP LOCKS FOR THE WORK SYSTEM

AlwaysSAI · #3 07-23-2007, 04:03 PM

Granted you don't have to use cap locks, but instead of english your computer now types in hebrew and there is no way to turn it off.

I WISH TIM WOULD REALIZE THAT I NEED A PLAN AND I NEED IT NOW!

AnatraAmore · #4 07-23-2007, 09:40 PM

Granted, but you're going to hate your life when you find out what that plan is...

I wish that my new job started tomorrow and I didn't have to finish the next week at my old (horrible) job.

SigmaChiCard · #5 07-23-2007, 09:52 PM

Granted, but you're fired on the first day and thte only employer who will take you is your old employer

i wish i were friends with the guys from flight of the conchords

DaemonSeid · #6 07-24-2007, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SigmaChiCard

Granted, but you're fired on the first day and thte only employer who will take you is your old employer

i wish i were friends with the guys from flight of the conchords

Granted...but they entice you to get high and you lose your job.

I wish I was eating lunch right now

RU OX Alum · #7 07-24-2007, 02:30 PM

wish granted but it's italian and you drop some but just a little bit and you don't notice a tiny bit of sauce of you untill it is almost time to go home and you realize that is why people have given you strange looks all day.

I wish the phone would stop ringing.