Corrupt-A-Wish

[AnatraAmore]

Granted, but due to a permanent power failure, you have no way to watch it...ever.

I wish that I had a washing machine which automatically picks up my clothes, washes them, dries them, and then folds them.

[tld221]

Granted, but due to a wardrobe malfunction, the buttons pop off all your shirts, the zippers are effed up on your jeans, and well... i hope you're toned, cause all your shirts are now tank top midriffs.

I wish i had a fan to air myself from the thought of DaemonSeid giving me the best 5 minutes of my short life... wait! scratch that! i wish i had a longer life!

[fantASTic]

Granted, but you will spend the last 40 years of it in a coma.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow!

[robrun]

Originally Posted by fantASTic

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow!

You don't have to work tomorrow...or the next day, because you got fired.

I wish my computer would fix itself.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by robrun

You don't have to work tomorrow...or the next day, because you got fired.

I wish my computer would fix itself.

tld...I was wondering if you was gonna catch that!! LOL


robrun...

Granted except that upon fixing itself it transforms itself into a Decepticon and starts kicking your @ss all over your house.

I wish Great White sharks would lose thier teeth

[pinkies up]

Granted, but the lose their teeth by chomping down on you.

I wish I had a never ending supply of energy.

[tld221]

granted, but now you never go to sleep. ever. you sell your bed for $5 and spray yourself with water anytime you need to feel refreshed. which, of course will catch up with you somehow.


I wish the subways would go back to normal in light of this explosion hoohah.