Random: Recruitment

adpiucf · #1 07-17-2007, 11:08 AM

I'll make one up... She and her sister joined Alpha Gam, went to the same law school and graduated with honors and started their own law firm of Twin and Twin. They represent beauty queens, valedictorians and ski enthusiasts who have been wrongly cut from the sorority system because of their multiple legacy status.

And they all lived happily ever after in matching next-door mansions, married twin football players and gave birth to identical twin daughters of their own.

Oh and they always give to the Foundation.

Fin

UGAalum94 · #2 07-17-2007, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by adpiucf

I'll make one up... She and her sister joined Alpha Gam, went to the same law school and graduated with honors and started their own law firm of Twin and Twin. They represent beauty queens, valedictorians and ski enthusiasts who have been wrongly cut from the sorority system because of their multiple legacy status.

And they all lived happily ever after in matching next-door mansions, married twin football players and gave birth to identical twin daughters of their own.

Oh and they always give to the Foundation.

Fin

Your version is probably about as factual, but without the obviously pretentious self-promotion and ornate us of stereotypes, not nearly as much fun to read. But I do thank you for attempting to bring me "closure."

(That Alpha Gam would give them bids seems less plausible even than sequined pantyhose being a good choice for first round.)

AlwaysSAI · #3 07-17-2007, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by adpiucf

I'll make one up... She and her sister joined Alpha Gam, went to the same law school and graduated with honors and started their own law firm of Twin and Twin. They represent beauty queens, valedictorians and ski enthusiasts who have been wrongly cut from the sorority system because of their multiple legacy status.

And they all lived happily ever after in matching next-door mansions, married twin football players and gave birth to identical twin daughters of their own.

Oh and they always give to the Foundation.

Fin

HAHAHAHA!

I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe it's because I'm a twin, I dunno.

But, twins do aspire to date/fall in love with/marry another set of twins.

Me and my sister used to talk about it all the time.

And, she's an Alpha Gam. How funny.

honeychile · #4 07-17-2007, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by AlwaysSAI

HAHAHAHA!

I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe it's because I'm a twin, I dunno.

But, twins do aspire to date/fall in love with/marry another set of twins.

Me and my sister used to talk about it all the time.

And, she's an Alpha Gam. How funny.

I have friends who are twins, and they did just that. Unfortunately, none of them wanted children. I thought they owed it to science to reproduce!

In their defense, it was the second marriage for all involved, so maybe it's just as well.

petals · #5 07-18-2007, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by adpiucf

I'll make one up... She and her sister joined Alpha Gam, went to the same law school and graduated with honors and started their own law firm of Twin and Twin. They represent beauty queens, valedictorians and ski enthusiasts who have been wrongly cut from the sorority system because of their multiple legacy status.

And they all lived happily ever after in matching next-door mansions, married twin football players and gave birth to identical twin daughters of their own.

Oh and they always give to the Foundation.

Fin

... and Cowgirl Callie? What happened to her(/him)?

Axid angel · #6 07-18-2007, 11:03 PM

i think that recruitment's retro story is going to be a part of greek chat history. years from now we will still be talking about it or making references to it. someone will mention identical twins or beauty queens or cross dressing cowgirl pnms and we will all start laughing.

exlurker · #7 07-19-2007, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Axid angel

i think that recruitment's retro story is going to be a part of greek chat history. years from now we will still be talking about it or making references to it. someone will mention identical twins or beauty queens or cross dressing cowgirl pnms and we will all start laughing.

Laughing? Hmph.

"Years from now when you talk about this - and you will - be kind."

-- Robert Anderson, Tea and Sympathy

Axid angel · #8 07-19-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by exlurker

Laughing? Hmph.

"Years from now when you talk about this - and you will - be kind."

-- Robert Anderson, Tea and Sympathy

your'e right, my last comment was kind of harsh. i will be kind!

#9 07-19-2007, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Axid angel

your'e right, my last comment was kind of harsh. i will be kind!

You'd be surprised as to what some of us GC old-timers still laugh about 6 years later.

UGAalum94 · #10 07-19-2007, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by OTW

You'd be surprised as to what some of us GC old-timers still laugh about 6 years later.

Oh, tell us one, please?

adpiucf · #11 07-19-2007, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by petals

... and Cowgirl Callie? What happened to her(/him)?

The twins graciously allowed her to become their servant and she is now their paralegal. Just for kicks, she cleans their house. She doesn't do it for the money, of course, but she is just hoping that if she can prove how truly indispensible she is, they'll give her a pair of their coveted letters.