What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[dc181]

Originally Posted by marquise1911

"Hello to all kappas and other orgs. out there. Next year I am thinking of pledging a nphc frat, don't know which one yet , but my choice will be 1 of 3 out of the 5. Can any of you kappas or other people who know how to twirl give me any pointers on how to learn how to twirl a cane, or how did you get better with twirling etc. You now stuff like that, just in case i rush with XYZ. Thanks for your help."

BWAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[1908Revelations]

I was at Express Oil Change yesterday, one of the guys working there said something about me being an AKA (the tag on my car). Then this other guy ask what is that? Oh you mean a frat. I said, "fraternities are for guys", he said "oh yeah I saw those AKA dudes on the internet."

I just waited for my oil to be changed.

[Jody]

I have a specialized car tag - BAAKA - once when my father was visiting Florida to play golf with his friends, he told them my tag meant Bad Ass AKA, I was like DAAAAAAAAAADDY!!!!!!

[aphrozen1]

Originally Posted by 1908Revelations

I was at Express Oil Change yesterday, one of the guys working there said something about me being an AKA (the tag on my car). Then this other guy ask what is that? Oh you mean a frat. I said, "fraternities are for guys", he said "oh yeah I saw those AKA dudes on the internet."

I just waited for my oil to be changed.

Ha, ha, ha . . . now that was funny!

[DSTdimepiece]

At work, a guy told me I was one of those fraternity girls. You know about having to earn respect.

I just chuckled and left.

[tld221]

Originally Posted by 357Nupe

Frat I feel you on dealing with some over zealous folk but charge it to his head not his heart. You don't have to bring him to Kappa, because we both know everybody wants to be a Kappa but being a Kappa is not for everybody.

The young man some expectations of what is means to be a Mason and on becoming a Kappa and I once heard that "expectations are the food of disappointment". (I bet not see that as a signature either)

oh darn and you KNOW i was bout to copy and paste that sucka!

Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

I don't think any frat has swagger. Certain people who happen to be in frats have swagger. But there aren't any noticeable trends that would award any frat the "frat with the most swagger" award. I've seen way too many bamas and cornballs in every frat to be so delusional.

DSTCHAOS = the troof right thurr.

Originally Posted by 1908Revelations

I was at Express Oil Change yesterday, one of the guys working there said something about me being an AKA (the tag on my car). Then this other guy ask what is that? Oh you mean a frat. I said, "fraternities are for guys", he said "oh yeah I saw those AKA dudes on the internet."
I just waited for my oil to be changed.

oh no!!! (((((((1908revelations)))))))

[MeezDiscreet]

I was walking the hallways on my way to lunch when our financial clerk and a teacher's aide (both Latio males) were approaching. The clerk began stomping around and clapping. He's a silly guy as it is but I didn't understand what he was doing and neither did the aid. He turns to the aide and says "She knows about that. She's part of stomp the yard."

True, it was a teachable moment but I didn't feel like it--I was on my lunch break.

[1908Revelations]

Originally Posted by MeezDiscreet

I was walking the hallways on my way to lunch when our financial clerk and a teacher's aide (both Latio males) were approaching. The clerk began stomping around and clapping. He's a silly guy as it is but I didn't understand what he was doing and neither did the aid. He turns to the aide and says "She knows about that. She's part of stomp the yard."

True, it was a teachable moment but I didn't feel like it--I was on my lunch break.

That's kinda funny. We are not in individual orgs; we are Stomp the Yard.

I totally agree w/ you about the teachable moments, but sometimes (like my story about the guy at Express Oil Change) I just don't feel like it.