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Old 06-09-2007, 04:07 AM
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Don't roll over and go to sleep.
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Old 06-09-2007, 11:05 PM
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Don't tell me 8 months down the road after we've established a relationship that you slept with 50 jokers before me.
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Old 06-10-2007, 12:15 AM
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do call me at 12:17am on a saturday night to "just come over and chill." just be sure to
do put blueberries in my pancakes the next morning.
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Old 06-16-2007, 11:46 PM
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do suck and swallow
don't bite it
Just read this one -- HILARIOUS.
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Old 06-17-2007, 11:00 AM
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Do not forcibly remove a testicle from his body if he refuses to have sex with you. Do not attempt to swallow aforementioned testicle. It is a choking hazard.
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Old 06-19-2007, 09:37 PM
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. . . if he refuses to have sex with you.
Refuses? We are talking about a guy, right?
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:31 PM
Drolefille Drolefille is offline
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Refuses? We are talking about a guy, right?
Did you not see that story? Girl actually did that and YES the guy declined to engage in sexual relations with her (because she was clearly a psycho)

But seriously, just because he's a guy doesn't mean he wants it all the time.
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Old 06-12-2007, 01:39 AM
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Don't tell me 8 months down the road after we've established a relationship that you weren't on birth control and are pregnant with our child.

Fixed that for you. Funnier that way
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Old 06-13-2007, 01:19 AM
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Do check the caller ID if the phone rings.
Do answer if its a parent.
Do keep going while on the phone.

Don't make it obvious what you are doing.
Don't rush off the phone.

Do get a quickie right before friends come over. And I'm talking walking down the walkway to your apartment building quickie.
Don't grab my crack when trying to grab/slap a butt cheek.
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Old 06-13-2007, 03:12 AM
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Do check the caller ID if the phone rings.
Do answer if its a parent.
Do keep going while on the phone.

Don't make it obvious what you are doing.
Don't rush off the phone.

Do get a quickie right before friends come over. And I'm talking walking down the walkway to your apartment building quickie.
LMAO! That's soooo wrong on so many levels, yet also extremely funny!
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:40 PM
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Do check the caller ID if the phone rings.
Do answer if its a parent.
Do keep going while on the phone.

Don't make it obvious what you are doing.
Don't rush off the phone.

Do get a quickie right before friends come over. And I'm talking walking down the walkway to your apartment building quickie.
Don't grab my crack when trying to grab/slap a butt cheek.

WoW! This was hilarious. ;-)
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:21 AM
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Fixed that for you. Funnier that way
LMAO. Good one, good one. Now that was funny. Why didn't I think of that?
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