Delta Sigma Theta and U of Alabama -a connection?

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Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

And when we get initiated? The zoo gives each of us our own elephants to have forever and ever. Amen!

Originally Posted by Senusret I

1) I thought I was the only person who said "Forever and ever. Amen!"

2) Now, do you "adopt" the elephants and visit them at the zoo? Or do you get to actually keep them?

Your Carnations must be proud!

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

We only pay $1 per year to board them at the zoo, but yes they are ours to keep forever and ever. Amen. Our initiation ceremony takes place at the zoo and if your chapter does at least 40,000 hours of services each year? Your $1 is waived and the chapter gets a free trip to Africa.

And our jewel? The tusk of an elephant on barbed wire to display our real STRENGTH.

Originally Posted by Senusret I

WOW!

Do Delta Beaux get the same privileges? If so, where do I sign up?

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

Delta Beaux are the tenders to the elephant poop only.

This dialogue does not sound too realistic. I don't know much about greek orgs, but I'm almost positive they are connected to schools, not the zoo! I don't even think adopting elephants is legal.

What is Delta Beaux, Mr. I? Is that a greek and french organization hybrid? I have question. I didn't know there were such things as French letter societies. Tell me more. Where can I find info?