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Old 03-29-2007, 06:35 PM
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Yo mama's butt is so big she has to sit down in shifts...
(I really can't believe I posted in this thread)
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Old 03-29-2007, 10:12 PM
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Yo mama is so fat, when I told her to haul ass she had to make two trips.
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Old 03-29-2007, 10:18 PM
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Ah what the hell,

Yo mama is so dumb, she has to stick her hand in her bra to count to 2.

Yo mama is so slutty, she has more miles on her horizontally than vertically.

Yo mama is so dumb, she worked at the bank for 30 years and they caught her stealing pens.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she was 8 she got lost at the beach and when she went up to a police officer crying and asked "Do you think we'll ever find my momma and daddy?" the cop replied "I don't know honey, there's lot of places for them to hide."
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Old 03-29-2007, 10:20 PM
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Slight thread drift,

Your cousin is so gay, he was disappointed when he visited London and found out Big Ben was a clock.
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Old 03-29-2007, 11:12 PM
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Why was buttsniffa's post deleted? WTF. I hope he's not in the pokey again.

Yo mama so fat when she wears her Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters land on her.
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Old 12-19-2008, 03:35 PM
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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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Old 12-19-2008, 04:00 PM
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Yo mama is a crossed eyed, fat flat chested rapper named Tiddie Smalls.
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