I really wish guys knew that unless their penises are at least 12 inches, they should never, ever, ever have sex with anybody. It's such a disappointment when you think a guy is awesome or hot or whatever, and he has this tiny little schlong. This is a very important issue for you to take with you as you experience your dating life and may or may not be relevant to any seminar you may or may not be involved with in any manner.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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