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Originally Posted by GeekyPenguin
I am going to have 47 bridesmaids.
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OMG I was totally going to have the exact same number but this one bitch won't wear the strapless seafoam and cobalt dresses I picked out from
www.uglyassdresses.com, even though they cost a budget-friendly $629.99 so now I will only have 46 and the world will know that I am less popular than you and I will be sad forever until after the wedding is over and we've returned from our honeymoon and I realize that I'm terribly bored with my husband because I wasn't really into him even before we got married and hopefully I'll be able to pop out a few babies before I get really fat and bitter and my husband, who I'm still not into, leaves me for this hot young thing he met at 24 Hour Fitness and I get the McMansion in the suburbs but take to staying up all hours to watch MTV reality shows and drink whiskey while wishing I'd dumped him and Gilmore Girls back when I had the chance.
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