Prank Ideas

[PiLambda1]

Something lame and tame...

Fork their lawn.
Oreos on the Driveway, pour milk over them.
Make a snow sculpture...everyone likes snow.



I got nuthin...

[GammaZeta]

I remember this one time the guys from the Beta house pranked us. So in return we snuck into their house at night one January and kidnapped them while we were dressed in black and wore ski masks. We threw them into a rented U-Haul truck and took them to a frozen pond. After stipping them naked and submerging them individually beneath the frozen ice, we emailed pictures of them shivering in pain while on the ice to their parents with a ransom note for $50,000.

Boy, after we got out of prison we laughed and laughed and laughed. Everytime me and my brothers report to our probation officers we always remember what a great prank it was.

...just kidding.

[GammaZeta]

Centaur, are you in Massachusetts?

[JoinerLxa]

Pranks are ever-escalating. You do something "not really bad" to them, then
they do something worse to you, then you have to get them back....it ends
up ugly.

But here's the best one I ever heard of:

At UTenn, back in the 1980's I think, LXA and PiKA houses were neighbors,
and they didn't get along. PiKA would send their pledges to urinate on the
side of the LXA house.

A mixed-up mailman made a mistake: a package for PiKA was accidentally
delivered to LXA (not all mailmen read greek!) What was the package?
Why a copy of PiKA ritual sent by their HQ.

So the next time the PiKA pledges came for their nature call, the LXAs
acted out PiKA ritual on top of the house (flat roof).

Now that's a "prank"! lol! Probably ruined the PiKA's fraternity experience
though.

[EM1843]

And commited a felony.

[PiLambda1]

Originally Posted by EM1843

And commited a felony.

Yeah...mail fraud...

That'd keep most of our boys from practicing in their profession.
In MO, felonies keep you from getting any state licensure (MD,
pharmacist, lawyer, heck even barber!).

[HONKY660]

Originally Posted by JoinerLxa

Pranks are ever-escalating. You do something "not really bad" to them, then
they do something worse to you, then you have to get them back....it ends
up ugly.

But here's the best one I ever heard of:

At UTenn, back in the 1980's I think, LXA and PiKA houses were neighbors,
and they didn't get along. PiKA would send their pledges to urinate on the
side of the LXA house.

A mixed-up mailman made a mistake: a package for PiKA was accidentally
delivered to LXA (not all mailmen read greek!) What was the package?
Why a copy of PiKA ritual sent by their HQ.

So the next time the PiKA pledges came for their nature call, the LXAs
acted out PiKA ritual on top of the house (flat roof).

Now that's a "prank"! lol! Probably ruined the PiKA's fraternity experience
though.

Thats the shit. Teach them to fuck with us I say. On my campus don't mess with Zeta-Epsilon, we always win no matter what!!!

[Cube TX]

Originally Posted by HONKY660

On my campus don't mess with Zeta-Epsilon, we always win no matter what!!!

UTEP chronology:

Spring 1997 - Lambda Chi Alpha risk manager threatened by members of Kappa Sigma. Kappa Sigs warn "you're gonna get hurt" to risk manager. Warning fueled by fact that Lambda Chi risk manager had dated young woman who had previous relationship with Kappa Sigma member (who didn't care and wasn't present at confrontation).

Fall 1997 - Kappa Sigma charter revoked due to enormous debt to national office. Allegations of drug use at chapter house also cited. Two of three members of Kappa Sigma who made threats forced to leave school due to low GPA.

Spring 1998 - SAE sends threatening e-mail to Lambda Chi Alpha vice-president. Letter states "Maybe someday you'll be #1 and know what it's like... yeah right". Later that semester SAE members show up in large group at local establishment in order to start large-scale fight with Lambda Chi members.

Fall 1998 - SAE charter revoked after 2 members arrested for rape in the state of New Mexico. Alleged rape took place at party on UNM campus. Many members transfer out of school or simply drop out.

Fall 1998 - TKE (boasting largest membership on campus) begins seeking physical fights with any other organization. Many TKEs hurl verbal insults at others during Spring 1999 Greek Week events and encourage physical confrontation. TKE members target Lambda Chi. One TKE threatens Lambda Chi member at football game.

Spring 1999 - TKE removed from campus after physically beating member of own fraternity. TKE membership very low due to blanket rush that initiated many who dropped out next semester. Large debt also cited. Chapter was on campus less than 2 years.

Spring 1999 - Drunken Chi Omega member hurls verbal insults at Lambda Chi brothers -- "Don't forget who MADE you!" also heard by many witnesses.

Fall 1999 - Chi Omega removed from campus by alumni. Membership was at lowest point in years. House donated to university.

Spring 2001 - Sigma Phi Epsilon has angry grudge against Lambda Chi due to use of a homemade cart for annual Greek Week "Bed Race". Cart was formerly owned by SigEp, but left at former member's house for over a year. Cart given by member to Lambda Chi. SigEp pledge verbally curses at Lambda Chi brothers, but only to his own brothers... not realizing that person within earshot is Lambda Chi alumnus visiting to support his chapter. Alumnus asks pledge what problem is; SigEp pledge still mumbles but continues to walk backward to stand behind SigEp actives. Alumnus threatened by another SigEp pledge with crew cut("I think you'd better leave, sir"), alumnus responds with reasonable solution ("**** off, G.I. Joe"). Cart ownership goes to appeal and is given back to Lambda Chi Alpha.

Date unknown (circa 2003) - Sigma Phi Epsilon removed from campus. Chapter had short run as actual charter and is completely forgotten.



BOTTOM LINE: DON'T MESS WITH LAMBDA CHI

[john1082]

Originally Posted by Cube TX

UTEP chronology:
Fall 1997 - Kappa Sigma charter revoked due to enormous debt to national office. Allegations of drug use at chapter house also cited. Two of three members of Kappa Sigma who made threats forced to leave school due to low GPA.

Fall 1998 - SAE charter revoked after 2 members arrested for rape in the state of New Mexico. Alleged rape took place at party on UNM campus. Many members transfer out of school or simply drop out.

Spring 1999 - TKE removed from campus after physically beating member of own fraternity. TKE membership very low due to blanket rush that initiated many who dropped out next semester. Large debt also cited. Chapter was on campus less than 2 years.

Fall 1999 - Chi Omega removed from campus by alumni. Membership was at lowest point in years. House donated to university.

Date unknown (circa 2003) - Sigma Phi Epsilon removed from campus. Chapter had short run as actual charter and is completely forgotten.

BOTTOM LINE: DON'T MESS WITH LAMBDA CHI

As a practical matter I would be concerned with so many houses being closed:

The city has been apprised of these matters and has formed an opinion of the Greeks. Truth isn't as important as the impression that the city carries.

After closing four houses the University may start to think like this: The greeks are a pain in the ass. If we can close them all then we can get rid of the position of greek adviser and then we'll have $50,000 to spend elsewhere. We've already closed four, how many more to go? Hmm, wonder if the city zoning board could help us?

Closing houses might make you feel good and smug for a while, but look at the impact on the local system; if they were behaving poorly then that is what the public will remember, not all the good things that our guys did. We are a minority that must constantly justify our existence to college administrators and city officials who would like to be rid of a real or perceived problem. And the universities and cities hold most of the cards