|
Tom......Jesus, who gives a sh*t what the drinking age is...its college......and its a football tailgate.
Step 1: Drink all night long the night before while attending a badass band party and blowing copious amounts of money at the bar.
Step 2: Rise and shine early in the a.m. Put on your fratty gameday attire and start the day off with bloody marys, mimosas, screwdrivers, and a fat line of nose candy.
Step 3: Heat up the grill at your prime tailgate spot...preferably with all of your fellow fratters and sorostitutes. Steaks, sausage, brats, chicken, dove, quail, burgers....whatever you want. Switch it over to Bud Heavy, Coors Light, Natty.....whatever frat beer of choice you prefer.
Step 4: Quick change to bourbon or Southern Comfort and attend badass football game. Make sure to carry in boot flask or flexi-flask.
Step 5: Fall out of the football stadium and continue on with step 1.
|
Threaded Mode
