my girlfriend does the figure 4 on me. I squeel like a pig, but she just puts more pressure of my calf. I hate her. I want to cross face chicken wing her. (ok, this is for you John, cuz i think only you will get it lol)
This is why I like dating professional athletes who hit back!
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