Men/boyfriends who get beat by their wives/girlfriends/ or...boyfriends?
 

Don't be ashamed to admit if you are a man and get beat by your wive/girlfriend or boyfriend.

My girlfriend hits me sometimes. It's not like I can hit her back.

wait. Can I?

Regardless of the situation or gender, physical violence is unacceptable.

That's not true. Kirby Puckett taught us that if you treat your wife badly, she'll do much more for you.

-Rudey

In all fairness, Kirby was pretty much blind - he probably thought he was boxing a man or kangaroo or one of those rock'em sock'em robots.

Hey tell that to my UFC lovin, muy thai practicing girlfriend

Pull guard on her.

And you'll get into the Hall of Fame!

Taking the relationship aspect out of it for a second - it is really annoying as hell if you hit a guy and they won't fight back because you're supposedly some helpless little girl. Because then what are you supposed to do? You're pissed at them, otherwise you wouldn't have hit them, and they won't fight back, so you're stuck. Ugh. :mad:

Putting the relationship aspect back into it for a second - you should never hit/inflict violence on anyone you're in a relationship in, outside of certain contexts. I think each couple has to talk out what their boundaries are, what they're comfortable with, and then make sure that they check each other on it consistently. Otherwise stuff can slide from playing around, etc., into something more serious. (IE - I will jokingly hit my fiance. But if I actually hurt him at all, he tells me, so I know what the limit is.)

my girlfriend does the figure 4 on me. I squeel like a pig, but she just puts more pressure of my calf. I hate her. I want to cross face chicken wing her. (ok, this is for you John, cuz i think only you will get it lol)

This is why I like dating professional athletes who hit back!

Apparently, I was in the area right before that happened. It takes random to a whole other level.

If the girlfriend socks me she's getting rocked right back! I don't slow up on her because she has boobies.