Fake Problem Appreciation Thread

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

My fake problem is that my daddy's very forgetful. He keeps forgetting that he just gave me spending money a few days earlier, and so he keeps giving me more money. Now I can barely close my wallet. Woe is me!!! What to do? What to do?

[tunatartare]

use the money to buy a bigger wallet

[valkyrie]

I have a dilemma.

So the SF Giants will be here July 3-5. Even if I go to all three games to heckle Barry Bonds, that is a limited amount of time. It is exceptionally terrible that I am so funny and witty that I have way more material than can fit into the time span of three baseball games, even if at least one goes into extra innings. Last time they were in town, I went to only one game, and that was just WAY too much pressure -- only room for the BEST material, even after I had to revise my heckling strategy after being yelled at by Coors Field security (who, by the way, thought I was really funny). Also, even if I wear a shirt that says BARROIDS or if I am able to convince my friend to wear a shirt that says "The Clear" while I wear a matching shirt that says "The Cream" and we rub ourselves on a lifesize model of Barry Bonds's ass, I'll still look really hot and have hundreds of guys buying me beer.

[honeychile]

All my summer clothes from last year are too big, and I had just bought gorgeous shoes & a purse to match the one dress. I guess I'll have to have the dress taken in, and I just got a windfall that will cover the alterations. *sigh*