What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
*pulls marquise to the side away from the boards*

I made you a sandwich with the best bologna I could find, fried to perfection just how you like it!

Your sandwich has the finest cheeses, and plenty of Miracle Whip and your red Kool-Aid has been perfectly sweetened.

I made pasta salad, potato salad, and if you don't like either one of those I can run in the kitchen and make your favorite side dish from scratch.

But whatever you do, PLEASE don't tell lil_sunshine and teena I hooked you up like this when I told them they needed to make a man like you work for the good food!