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"I don't think it would be right - see, I have this friend, and he really likes you . . . I don't want to be 'that guy' you know . . . " (that one's a freakin classic)
"I don't think I could do that to our friendship - I really value you in that position, and I think I would mess things up."
"I have way too much on my plate as it is - it wouldn't be fair to you to start something else . . . "
"You're a very cool girl, I'd be lucky to have you - but I'm just not into it like that right now . . ."
"Wait - if we start going out, does this mean I'll get laid?" (that'll get rid of just about anyone . . . hahaha)
There's some good ones out there - just round up all your asshole friends (everyone has a few), and send 'em after girls they're not into. The lines will be classic - "I'm gay" looks tame in comparison . . .
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