Things You'd Love To Say At Work

[GoldenGlow2000]

I showed these to a co-worker and she laughed her head off!

[nonchalant]

1. Why can't we all be on the same page?

2. T, stop saying we need a uniform due to how some people dress and you come to work with your breast out and tight jeans on.

3. Janitors, turn the vacuum off while were at lunch watching TV.

4. J, stop wearing that tacky delta shirt on Fridays and that tired jacket with that elephant popping out of that recycle sign.

5. D, stop wearing red lipstick.

6. R, you need to up your looks as a pretty girl wearing twenty pearls.

7. N, are you really an AKA?

8. J. E., find a hairstyle that fits you. Gold is not your color.

9. M, leave the drama at home.

10. I'm not going to pick up the charge because it's not my fault.

[bluethunder]

Originally Posted by nonchalant

1. Why can't we all be on the same page?

2. T, stop saying we need a uniform due to how some people dress and you come to work with your breast out and tight jeans on.

3. Janitors, turn the vacuum off while were at lunch watching TV.

4. J, stop wearing that tacky delta shirt on Fridays and that tired jacket with that elephant popping out of that recycle sign.

5. D, stop wearing red lipstick.

6. R, you need to up your looks as a pretty girl wearing twenty pearls.

7. N, are you really an AKA?

8. J. E., find a hairstyle that fits you. Gold is not your color.

9. M, leave the drama at home.

10. I'm not going to pick up the charge because it's not my fault.

you hit "R" pretty hard in #6...

[AlphaFrog]

1. Why are you trying to take a completely FULL 8 1/2 X 11 sheet of paper and blow it up to another 8 1/2 X 11 sheet of paper? 2. Why are you shocked that it didn't all fit??

[SigmaRhoyalty2K1]

this is pretty sad but it definitely applies to where i work...

"can't we all just get along??"

[Safiyah1182]

I'd love to stand on my desk and scream

"Stop walking off with my damn pens!!!! I have to walk to the supply room and get things for my desk just like everyone else, you should do the same!" And PLEASE stop taking my sticky pads without asking! Geez!

[cecarter82]

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.