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Dear Potential FAMU Homecoming Attendees,
If you did not step foot inside anybody's (let alone FAMU's) college classroom, please stay home this year. Do not come to Tallahassee being thugged-out, ghettofied, therefore casting a bad light on my Alma Mater. Do not go to Governor's Square mall on Saturday throwing out money, causing riots because you are a miami-drug dealer looking for attention. Do not go to FAMU parties starting fights and shoot-outs because somebody stepped on your Air Force Ones. Do not loot the stores in the mall, causing them to have every available police officer in the city walking the mall to keep your uncouth behind from showing out. Do not cause the Tallahassee Democrat newspaper to run a front page article about how FAMU's homecoming is such a distateful event because people don't know how to act.
You see, FAMU homecoming attendees, eventhough you never even attended school at FAMU or anywhere else for that matter, the media makes it seem that your behavior is indicative of FAMU alumns. It makes US look bad. So if you have thug or ghetto tendencies, do us true, upstanding, law-abiding, just-want-to-have-a-safe-nice-time, alumns a favor, STAY YOUR ARSES HOME.
Sincerely,
A Pretty SKEEphistAKAted Rattler
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