To J: A hard head makes a soft (you know the rest). You better look around before you catch a right hook. Keep it up my 8 mile gone come out fa real.
To Bug Eyed Fool: Remember I told you to stop texting me...well now you've moved on to asking different people about me. Well that "I'm sorry BS" will not work, isn't going to work and you better get on before you catch a NIKE in the arse. DO NOT CALL MY MOMMA( how did you get the number in the first place) because she is not on your side AND she really doesn't care. Keep it up this evening and I'll make a trip to the City County Building for a PPO and a borrow someone's CCW. Stop the madness bruh!!!
To V: I love you like a sister and if I have to take a trip to the Lone Star State your employer will see me for real. I will set it off and go Madea on them if they don't stop stressing you.
To my dog: I love you like a child but if you don't stop barking. I don't know what I'll do because you are so darn cute but just please stop barking so momma can go to bed.
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