To Miss GKB:
I can't believe you are 10-years-old today. Consistent Honor roll student, a great big-sister, my "fashion consultant" and an all-around great kid. Despite the fact that I have flu-like symptoms and the last place I want to be is around a bunch of gigly 10-year-old girls at your party tonight, Imma man up, cause you are all of dat.
Hope you'll accept my congratuations on the accomplishment, (as you say, you've now reached "double-digits") and on being my most favoritest 10-year-old on the planet. I know you will accept the Bratz doll you said you wanted.
Love, dad.
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