OK folks, this could get long - we get a little rowdy, which in turn equals embarrassing . . .
OK, i'll cut the (admittedly hillarious) intro to this story, but anyway, some of us threw a party one night, had a little (lot?) too much to drink, etc. So a girl throws up, and i see it, and i chug, which causes me to throw up - well between the two of us i end up with a little vomit on my sleeve (and i mean a tiny amount - still disgusting, but whatever), and i get laughed at for puking. Being sauced, i decide it's time to change my clothing - so i drop ALL my clothing, down to boxers, and grab some clothes from the brother who lived there and head into the bathroom in the bedroom. When i walk in, a guy is peeing - i'm like "hey - sorry greg, just tryin to change buddy" - just then, he bends over to fart (apparently to 'greet' me), and has a little run-in w/ incontinence; essentially, he craps himself. he's like "oh my god - i can't believe it" - i think it's the funniest thing ever, so i run into the party's main room yelling "greg shat himself, you guys gotta see this" . . . it's like a needle across the record, everything goes silent. I forgot the "putting on clothes" part of the deal, and was standing there in my underwear yelling about a guy pooping. I still hear about that one . . . about every day, from my friends in A Phi in attendance that night.
[This message has been edited by KSig RC (edited March 26, 2001).]
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