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Maddenisms
I love John Madden, so let's have a thread to pay tribute to him by sharing his best quotes. Here are a few I remember:
"When you get a first down, not only do you get a first down -- you get a whole new set of downs!"
"If you're going to win, you have to score more points than your opponent."
"Don't let out all your hose until you know where the fire is." -- That's not as *duh* as the rest, but I laughed like hell when I heard it.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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