Here's where you can find all the prisoners celebrating birthdays this month, in case you want to send cards.
Hey, it's
this guy's birthday today! He is a day older than me. If there's such a thing as being too muscular, I think this guy qualifies.
This guy is exactly a year younger than me. I'd have sent a birthday card but it wouldn't get there in time.
This guy is one day younger than me and says "I assure you this place only contains my body. My heart, soul, and thoughts are free to be with you." Well! That's good to know!
Lifesaver, I'm joining you on that bus to hell.