Wow....
 

If you're ever having a bad day, cruise this site.

For those of us that are single, there is hope....

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/statelistings.asp

Check out your state...

Dammit they only have ONE prisoner for the entire state of Hawai`i.

Jason's earliest release date could come next month on 11/12, LOL. At least he's in for just auto theft!

OMG there's a former client of mine on that site. Damn, I wouldn't mind writing him a letter but I'd be afraid that he'd think I'm wookin pa nub in all the wrong places or something.

I'm a fan of artistic freedom, but damn.

http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-78314

So whats the deal? Is he missing? Why'd they call in a sketch artist, was there a crime invol.... oh, ok. Maybe thats the sketch they used when he stole that bitches car.

Priceless.

lmao......aww, it's kinda sad how it's all: "writeaprisoner.com introduces...."

like it's some dating show.

write a prisoner = the dating game.

:eek:


ETA: "we'll see you at mail call"

saweet a$$.....i couldn't imagine anything more romantic -sigh-

and this guy...."my teeth are not yellow, they are white, i promise" well, thank gawd for that.

I'm tellin ya'll. I'm having more fun with this.

http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-242806

Good to see he got locked up with his homies.

Word.

trying

so

hard

to

look

away.

don't

want

to

laugh

but

have

no

choice.

i mean, i kinda feel SORRY for these ppl, then i see what they are in there for (attempt to manufacture and distribute pornography), and then i'm like "eh"

LMAO....thanks for this, andy, you're a gem. ;)

Found 2 cute guys in the Iowa prison system. Maybe I'll send a letter.

Okay, so this guy sounds like your average Sensitive Male in his description. He even writes a poem! Then look down and see what he is in for...MURDER. :eek:

For the guys looking for women and can't find any on that site, here you go: http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/. Unfortunately they don't tell you what they're in for, but that's why you write! :D

Here's an Illinois guy you might like. :D

These are very entertaining. Although my husband just told me not to even think of writing to a prisoner, like I would! --what's he thinkikng?

Here's one for ya.... "a million ways to appreciate a woman" was used many times in his letter--- scroll down and he is in for rape!!
http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-520743

Were all gonna burn in hell for this. But its so damn much fun.

lifesaver counting down till someone on GC who has to feel holier than thou jumps on our asses about being mean spirited and how we must think were better than these people.

But in the meantime:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/james-1027.htm

All I can think of when I look at this kid is Pearl Jam. Apparently, Jeremy Spoke in Class Today.

Also, Jude Law is in jail. See: http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/brian-1466.htm

"Upon my release I will continue education to eventually earn my doctorate in Clinical Psychology. I may be moving to the Chicago area to start anew."

So I guess he dosent know that having been in JAIL for 8 years for criminal assault kinda procludes him from getting ANY job EVER in that field, right?

Nice to see they allow peeps on lockdown hair products.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!