I'm going to hell
That's what the 12yo handing out fliers while some guy hold a huge "Accept Jesus or Perish" banner was "preaching" outside our campus's library.
So I paused to hear what the guy was screaming about- something about women working and voting are going to hell for trying to be men. And the kid comes up and tries to give me a flier, I say no. He tries again so I go "sorry, not my religion" and he shouts "You're still going to hell" then goes on to pester another innocent bystander.
"Help me Jeebus!" -- Homer Simpson
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