How was your wedding?

OK I am not married yet and don't know if I'll ever BE married. With that said, I do know how my wedding WILL be.

How will your wedding be?
* see question about how crazy your parents will drive you

What was involved? Brief details...

* Ceremony
~ I will have the ceremony in February at The Poinsett Club in Greenville, SC (it's a really swanky country club), and it will be outside under white Christmas lights and draped shear cloth that makes a tent like thing.

* Reception
~ The reception will be INSIDE The Poinsett Club. As people enter, a string quartet will be playing classical musical to welcome them. As people proceed into the dining area, tables will be set up around the room with the food and tables to sit at. The tables and another string quartet playing classical music will be all that's in that room along with the open bar.
~ Then, there will be two more rooms for dancing. One room will have a beach/shag band playing for people that like music. The second room will have a DJ for people like the most popular music at the time.

Did you do anything special? How was your wedding special to you? If at all?
* I will find my late granddad's Rolls Royce and have that drive us back to The Poinsett Hotel in downtown Greenville, SC.

How crazy did your folks drive you?
* My Dad
~ Remember Steve Martin's character in Father of the Bride. OK that's exactly how my dad will act.

* My Mom
~ She will be a controlling, sneaky control freak. It will go to her head and if everything doesn't go HER way then she'll go bazerk.

* My Mom's Mother
~ Will do the same thing my mom will do.

* My Mom's Father
~ Will give God-awful advice

* My Father's Mother
~ Will insist on my loser, jacka** uncle be invited and I will have to be firm about making sure she realizes he's NOT invited and if he shows up he'll be arrested.

Overall, how much did your wedding cost? Who finally paid for it?
* I don't know how much it'll cost by the time I'd get married but I'll probably end up paying for the most of it because then I can just throw the fact that I am paying for it in people's faces that want to add their 2 cents.

I know, I know throwing the fact that I am paying for the wedding in people's faces is a bit conniving and obnoxious but these people will send me to a psychiatric ward in no time flat if I let them pay for it.