dumbthing i found
This is something dumb I found. No offence to anyone. I got a laugh and hopefully everyone else will. If this offends anyone I'm sorry but i don't think its bad. Just stupid.
Dear Jesus
No matter how loudly I sing your praises in the quad at my campus, while ringing a Salvation Army bell and smearing passersby with my own unworthy feces, I still can't get laid. In fact, there's several people who've already filed restraining orders against me! What am I doing wrong?
Sincerely,
Puzzled Missionary
Dear Puzzled Missionary
People don't like to be smeared with poop. --JHC
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