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Originally posted by APhi Sailorgirl
Any word on the makeovers, we'd like to have the ugly people not so ugly by COB tomorrow.
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I was under the impression that Finance was taking everyone shoe shopping?
That's a small, small start, but really shouldn't we go from the head down?
As our company's occupational health nurse, I have invited our city's most renouned plastic surgeon to give free consults for brow lifts, nose jobs and boob jobs this afternoon from noon to 4pm.
All employees who schedule surgeries today will be given paid convalescent leave time and will also automatically be rewarded that 2% raise that has been previously discussed.
Please sign up for a consult time on the paper posted by the midori sour water cooler (which has been plugged in, and is back to a drinkable temperature... tested it myself!)
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