In this thread, we have an important business meeting.
 

Let's talk about the latest and greatest in the industry. We should alter our paradigm so that we can be more proactive as an organization. We need a soup-to-nuts solution. Let's think outside the box!

We need to talk about your TPS reports. Uh, did you get that memo? It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before now before they go out now. So I'd really appreciate it if you could just remember to do that from now on. That'd be great.

We need to talk about which scribe to hire and which helmer will lens the next pic.

OK, can someone make a note of that in the minutes? We'll address it during new business.

I'd like to recommend a more cost-efficient vendor for our coffee in the breakroom, can someone get me a point by point breakdown of what we're paying now?

has the fuckin' termsheet been agreed to and signed yet?

That's not very professional language to be using in this important meeting.

Let's fire her!

well shit, it's everyday language in my office. "typical vc terms" is what we call them! :D

We'll have to take it up with HR. Moving right along...

Can someone provide the forecast for the cost analysis of employing an outside marketing firm to handle our advertising, or is Bob going to keep printing up those flyers on the Paint program?

Why does it say there's a paper jam when there's no paper jam?

"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

i know i know.. too hr i go...

My -- my -- my stapler?

WHERE'S THE FORECAST??!!!!!

I'll burn the building down.