WARNING! You know you are addicted to coffee when...

[Sexy Mocha]

1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
2. You sleep with your eyes open
3. You have to watch videos in fast-forward
4. The oly time your standing still is during an earthquake
5. You can take a picture of yourself ten feet away without using the timer
6. You've worn out your third pair of sneakers this week
7. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
8. You chew on other people's fingernails
9. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their magaritas
10. You can type 60 words per minute...with your feet
11. You can jump-start your car without cables
12. You don't sweat, you percolate
13. You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in
14. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them
15. You've built a miniature city out of plastic stirrers
16. Instant coffee takes too long
17. You channel suf faster without a remote
18. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug
19. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore
20. Your nervous twitch registers on the Ritcher scale