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Sexy Mocha 07-26-2000 06:13 PM

WARNING! You know you are addicted to coffee when...
 

1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
2. You sleep with your eyes open
3. You have to watch videos in fast-forward
4. The oly time your standing still is during an earthquake
5. You can take a picture of yourself ten feet away without using the timer
6. You've worn out your third pair of sneakers this week
7. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
8. You chew on other people's fingernails
9. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their magaritas
10. You can type 60 words per minute...with your feet
11. You can jump-start your car without cables
12. You don't sweat, you percolate
13. You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in
14. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them
15. You've built a miniature city out of plastic stirrers
16. Instant coffee takes too long
17. You channel suf faster without a remote
18. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug
19. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore
20. Your nervous twitch registers on the Ritcher scale

AKA2D '91 07-26-2000 10:52 PM

I apologize, Sexy Mocha, you know you are my girl, but I can't feel you on this one! I only drink coffee, once every pink and green moon. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

Sexy Mocha 07-27-2000 11:26 AM

I am a coffee addict! I used to drink about 5-7 large cups a day! At one point, I had to actually go to my doctor because I couldn't sleep and I was always jittery. This was about the time when Michael J. Fox came out with the news that he had Parkinson's at such an early age. Needless to say, I panicked! I demanded my doctor refer me to a neurologist but lo and behold, it was just the dam coffee. I'm much better now (down to only 2 cups a day). http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

docetboy 05-25-2003 02:17 PM

Yea yea yea, I know I am digging this one out of the grave, but it is true for me...it's a minumum two frappachino's or two cups of Folgers French Vanilla each morning.....

DigitalAngel126 05-27-2003 08:38 AM

I don't really like coffee either, but I must point out that it was funny coming upon this thread...I was seaching new posts and all of a sudden there is a "WARNING! You know you are addicted to coffee when..." thread started by Sexy Mocha !! Just struck me as funny! http://smilies.crowd9.com/ups/dvx_rune/lol.gif


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