And I know this, I do. But I'm desperate. So I'm throwing it out there anyway- does anyone know of any even remotely effective hickey removal methods? There's only so much you can do with makeup, and I'm pale enough that it's generally quite noticeable. It's not the end of the world, but I'd like to get a little less shit at work tomorrow...so if any of those high school rumors or old wive's tales are true, please please please let me know. Thank you for your assistance in this catastrophic matter