A couple of more, anatomically speaking
T*ts - breastesses (I use "nubbins" if they are small).
P***y - booty or puddin' (Technically the vagina is defined as the female "pudendum", so puddin' is an abbreviated term for such--look it up in the dictionary and see for yourself).
D**k - manhood or Wagstaff (Lemme explain; when I was a kid, my stepdad would make these strange meals and say to me "Eat it, makes your d**k big. Well, at the age of 6, the only d**k I knew was $20K Pyramid host Dick Clark, so I thought he was referring to Dick Clark. Well, Dick Clark's middle name is, you guessed it, Wagstaff).
A** - lately I have been using the word tail (or tayle, as I like to pronounce it).
Oh, before I forget, I gotta use the one-size-fits-all interjection specifically intended as an alternative to cussing, coined by stand-up comedian Alonzo Jones:
HAMBURGER!! (Or, as he would say, HAAAAAAAMBURGER!!)
Last edited by Rain Man; 02-17-2004 at 08:24 PM.
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