What's in a Name????

[Jazzy]

I went to school with a girl named PRENTELLA PEW(I kid you not!) This is her real name. She was teased, laughed at, etc...

I thought this guy in our neighborhood was named Shawn. One day he stopped by our house and some how that conversation came up about names. He said, you know Shawn is not my real name. My sister asked him what his real name was. He said THASHAWNBE
(THA - SHAWN - BEE) Once he said that I tried real hard not to glance at my sister, because we would not be able to hold in our laughter. His parents were wrong for that!