Okay... I can't believe I'm airing my dirty laundry like this, ya'll...
Well, I was at work in the bathroom and I felt like I had a boogie in my nose, you know... Well, I was at the sink, in the mirror trying to get it out. As you all probably know, sometimes the best weaponry to attack those little fellas in your nose is a good ole' fashion finger. Well, I proceeded to go after it and no sooner that I did, a co-worker walks in!
So there I am, looking like an overgrown 2-year-old, digging for gold...

Oh well... Her trifling behind didn't even wash her hands after she did her business, so I didn't feel as bad.
Have you ever in the bathroom and seen someone not wash their hands, and then they had the nerve to offer you food at some point later on?