I went to this football game once and I like saw my crush. I like walked over to say hi to him and I like tripped, farted, and started my period at the same time. I like wore a mini-skirt that day. When I fell my skirt blew over exposing my panties, which said "Tuesday" and it was Sunday. I was like soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed! Like, OMG! I ran home crying.